Socks

Moderate Graduated Compression with 15-20mmHg

• Unisex
• 95% Nylon / 5% Spandex 
• One Size fits most
• Padded Cushion Bottom
• Invisible Toe Seam / Light Weight / Moisture Wicking
• Women's shoe size 4-12
• Mens Shoe Size 6-13

Moderate Graduated Compression with 15-20mmHg

• Unisex
• 95% Nylon / 5% Spandex 
• One Size fits most
• Padded Cushion Bottom
• Invisible Toe Seam / Light Weight / Moisture Wicking
• Women's shoe size 4-12
• Mens Shoe Size 6-13

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, man!

Men's shoe size 7-12.

62% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 2% spandex.

See what we did there?

Men's shoe size 7-12.

49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks!

Men's shoe size 7-12.

57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

For everyone who struggles with being an adult, just remember: don't train too hard - no one likes TOO much adult.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

61% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex.

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.

Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss the point. But not Pain in the Ass. That's one label that's given out fairly, freely, and often.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

63% combed cotton; 34% nylon; 3% spandex.

It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex.

Everyone's Mr. Perfect looks a little different. But EVERYONE'S Mr. Perfect can balance a glass of wine on his foot. Men's shoe size 7-12. 52% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 3% spandex.

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it??

Men's shoe size 7-12.

50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail!

Men's shoe size 7-12.

50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

The Best Place To Be

• UNISEX
• 100% POLYESTER
• ONE SIZE FITS MOST
• Women's Size 4-11
• Men's Size 6-9
• 7.5" L X 3" W

Moderate Graduated Compression with 15-20mmHg

• Unisex
• 95% Nylon / 5% Spandex 
• One Size fits most
• Padded Cushion Bottom
• Invisible Toe Seam / Light Weight / Moisture Wicking
• Women's shoe size 4-12
• Mens Shoe Size 6-13

Moderate Graduated Compression with 15-20mmHg

• Unisex
• 95% Nylon / 5% Spandex 
• One Size fits most
• Padded Cushion Bottom
• Invisible Toe Seam / Light Weight / Moisture Wicking
• Women's shoe size 4-12
• Mens Shoe Size 6-13

Moderate Graduated Compression with 15-20mmHg

• Unisex
• 95% Nylon / 5% Spandex 
• One Size fits most
• Padded Cushion Bottom
• Invisible Toe Seam / Light Weight / Moisture Wicking
• Women's shoe size 4-12
• Mens Shoe Size 6-13

Mmmm, breathe it in. Soft combed cotton!

Women's shoe size 5-10.

56% nylon; 42% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Don't let the black rimmed glasses fool you, I'm not even one tiny bit cool.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leaping, the twirling, the fire-breathing, that kind of stuff. But not today.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. You're amazing.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

There are assholes in New Jersey. There are assholes in Barcelona. There are assholes in Boise. There are assholes in Tibet. There are even a few assholes right here at the Blue Q headquarters in Pittsfield, MA. But not many. Like, way less than everywhere else. Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex

Maybe you wouldn't mind giving it a shot? Just this once? Please? For me?

Women's shoe size 5-10.

58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.