I'd like to thank The Academy, as well as all the people who've ever tried to mess with me or anyone I know. I couldn't have done this without you.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Update your sock drawer with these patterned pairs of Lucky Socks from Gentlemen's Hardware. In a world that is increasingly competitive, every man needs to stay ahead of the game, and this set of three will give an edge whatever the occasion. Each features a different lucky icon from around the world, including the number seven, four leaf clover and dice, all with the Gentlemen's Hardware logo on the base. Fun and stylish, they are perfect for everyday wear, whether at home or the office. Presented in a kraft box, they would make a great gift for any gent in need of some extra luck!

Fits:

UK shoe size 7-11.

EU shoe size 41-45.

US shoe size 7.5-11.5.

Whippersnappers gonna whippersnap, amiright?

Men's shoe size 7-12.

61% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex.

A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

The wind in my hair, the sand in my socks, and me at my absolute most zen-i-fied.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

I'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know?

shoe size 7-12.

71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

If we can't just be open with one another, after this long, then what even is the point.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

61% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex.

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks!

Men's shoe size 7-12.

57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big ole (bad) ass!

Men's shoe size 7-12.

61% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex.

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.

I heard you like childish poop jokes, which is great because I've got plenty! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss the point. But not Pain in the Ass. That's one label that's given out fairly, freely, and often.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

63% combed cotton; 34% nylon; 3% spandex.

It's a learned behavior, BTW. What I'm saying is, my dog got it from me.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

My Boston fern is an honor roll student.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

58% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 2% spandex.

I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

61% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex.

You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it??

Men's shoe size 7-12.

50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it?

Men's shoe size 7-12.

56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.

Moderate Graduated Compression with 15-20mmHg

• Unisex
• 95% Nylon / 5% Spandex 
• One Size fits most
• Padded Cushion Bottom
• Invisible Toe Seam / Light Weight / Moisture Wicking
• Women's shoe size 4-12
• Mens Shoe Size 6-13

Moderate Graduated Compression with 15-20mmHg

• Unisex
• 95% Nylon / 5% Spandex 
• One Size fits most
• Padded Cushion Bottom
• Invisible Toe Seam / Light Weight / Moisture Wicking
• Women's shoe size 4-12
• Mens Shoe Size 6-13

Moderate Graduated Compression with 15-20mmHg

• Unisex
• 95% Nylon / 5% Spandex 
• One Size fits most
• Padded Cushion Bottom
• Invisible Toe Seam / Light Weight / Moisture Wicking
• Women's shoe size 4-12
• Mens Shoe Size 6-13

Lets go fishing in these fun 3d fish socks. 

*Package includes one pair of crew socks

*Unisex

*70% Cotton / 28% Nylon / 2% Spandex

*One size fits most

*Women's shoe size 4 through men's shoe size 13