I know you're thinking: Why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as yourself use that ugly, undignified word? Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But we did it, for you. And also because we really like cats.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

51% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 1% spandex.

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it??

Men's shoe size 7-12.

50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss the point. But not Pain in the Ass. That's one label that's given out fairly, freely, and often.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

63% combed cotton; 34% nylon; 3% spandex.

What can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too!

Women's shoe size 5-10.

67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.

I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks!

Men's shoe size 7-12.

57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex.

I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! Women's shoe size 5-10. 60% combed cotton; 20% nylon; 20% spandex.

Don't let the black rimmed glasses fool you, I'm not even one tiny bit cool.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn fine colors. And DAMN fine soft combed cotton. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leaping, the twirling, the fire-breathing, that kind of stuff. But not today.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex.

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power and it's damn time you get the attention you deserve! Men's shoe size 7-12. 61% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex.

To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

62% nylon; 35% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

If you have to say it, and sometimes you HAVE to say it, say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies. What I mean is, say it with socks. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

What do we want? KITTENS! When do we want them? NOW! Where do we want them? EVERYWHERE! BUT SPECIFICALLY, IN BASKETS! 

S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8.

L/XL fits womens's shoe size 9-13/men's shoe size 8-12.

92% organic cotton, 7% polyester, 1% spandex.

I'm including myself, by the way. I'm one of the many people.

S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8.

L/XL fits womens's shoe size 9-13/men's shoe size 8-12.

92% organic cotton, 7% polyester, 1% spandex.

What can I say? I like my attitude with a side of soft, supple, cozy-ass socks.

S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8.

L/XL fits womens's shoe size 9-13/men's shoe size 8-12.

92% organic cotton, 7% polyester, 1% spandex.

Sometimes there's too much of you, more often there's not enough. Either way, get out of here, will ya?

S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8.

L/XL fits womens's shoe size 9-13/men's shoe size 8-12.

92% organic cotton, 7% polyester, 1% spandex.

Actually, my genius is a well-documented fact. If you don't believe me, you can look it up.

S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8.

L/XL fits womens's shoe size 9-13/men's shoe size 8-12.

92% organic cotton, 7% polyester, 1% spandex.

A little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a whole lot of stuff getting done. 

S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8.

L/XL fits womens's shoe size 9-13/men's shoe size 8-12.

92% organic cotton, 7% polyester, 1% spandex.

I meannnnnnnn, really. Give me one reason. 

S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8.

L/XL fits womens's shoe size 9-13/men's shoe size 8-12.

92% organic cotton, 7% polyester, 1% spandex.

A cute little shit, I might add. But a little shit nevertheless.

S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8.

L/XL fits womens's shoe size 9-13/men's shoe size 8-12.

92% organic cotton, 7% polyester, 1% spandex.

The cool thing about mindful people is that they can still use the word "fuck." It's just that when they do, they do so from a more mindful perspective. 

Women's shoe size 5-10.

57% combed cotton, 41% nylon and 2% spandex.