You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

Don't let the black rimmed glasses fool you, I'm not even one tiny bit cool.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Mmmm, breathe it in. Soft combed cotton!

Women's shoe size 5-10.

56% nylon; 42% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! Women's shoe size 5-10. 60% combed cotton; 20% nylon; 20% spandex.

Holy crapola! Today is the best! THE BEST. I can't even think of a better way to have a day!

 Women's shoe size 5-10.

54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.

What can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too!

Women's shoe size 5-10.

67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.

Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leaping, the twirling, the fire-breathing, that kind of stuff. But not today.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

Do you prefer your salad with stems or without? Full-bodied with notes of cherry or light and effervescent? Personally, I like my salad with a smooth side of soft combed cotton in vibrant hues. Want a bite? Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn fine colors. And DAMN fine soft combed cotton. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

It's hard for me to relate to these socks because I love my job, for real. But I've definitely had jobs that I didn't love, and purple is my favorite, so I feel totally comfortable recommending them anyway. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

You sure did! And they're standing right here! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

I'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

What can I say? I contain multitudes. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

For everyone who struggles with being an adult, just remember: don't train too hard - no one likes TOO much adult.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

61% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex.

Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes it.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

57% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 2% spandex.

"I'd love to spend tonight catching up on The Real Housewives. Atlanta or Dallas?" "This chia seed pudding is delicious! How did you make it so... chia-y?" "That horizontally-striped maxi dress that you wear all the time is super flattering." If your boyfriend has said one or more of the preceeding statements, then these are the socks for him. And also, I'll take him when you're done with him.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

55% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 3% spandex.

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power and it's damn time you get the attention you deserve! Men's shoe size 7-12. 61% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex.

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.

There are assholes in New Jersey. There are assholes in Barcelona. There are assholes in Boise. There are assholes in Tibet. There are even a few assholes right here at the Blue Q headquarters in Pittsfield, MA. But not many. Like, way less than everywhere else. Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex

See what we did there?

Men's shoe size 7-12.

49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it??

Men's shoe size 7-12.

50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Sometimes you just gotta drop the F-bomb a couple of times so that they know that you're serious.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

I know you're thinking: Why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as yourself use that ugly, undignified word? Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

These socks are as real as pro wrestling...maybe even realler. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% nylon; 49% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.