Don't let the black rimmed glasses fool you, I'm not even one tiny bit cool.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

Let this be a warning. A comfy, cozy, stretchy, foot warning.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex.

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

I heard you like childish poop jokes, which is great because I've got plenty! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

My Boston fern is an honor roll student.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? Me either.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

What can I say, I like graph paper, bullet journals and socks with straight lines that I can place carefully in my day-of-the-week-outfit organizer. Oops, I mean closet. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

And don't you dare call him a Big Brewski Man. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

I like 'em. I like 'em all, Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

It's a labor of love... or maybe just a love of labor? Something like that, anyway. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 2% spandex.

So creative. Such a fucker. No wonder I love you. Men's shoe size 7-12. 58% combed cotton; 39% nylon; 3% spandex.

A little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a whole lot of stuff getting done. 

S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8.

L/XL fits womens's shoe size 9-13/men's shoe size 8-12.

92% organic cotton, 7% polyester, 1% spandex.

Sometimes there's too much of you, more often there's not enough. Either way, get out of here, will ya?

S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8.

L/XL fits womens's shoe size 9-13/men's shoe size 8-12.

92% organic cotton, 7% polyester, 1% spandex.

Buy now and get the Holy Shit at NO EXTRA COST! Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap.

Back in my day we didn't even have aprons, we just wiped our dirty hands on our shirts. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap.

I've heard bad things about it, too. But the reviews have been generally positive. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap.

The term "beer me" can also be used to request non-beer items. For instance: "beer me those tongs" or "beer me the car keys." The possibilities are endless. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets,

Nothing goes better with your morning coffee than a few swear words and this 'Swearing is my Favourite' Mug is perfect for just that.

• 13oz glass mug
• Printed in Nova Scotia
• Dishwasher Safe

Nothing goes better with your morning coffee than a few swear words and this 'Have A Nice Poop' Mug is perfect for just that.

• 13oz glass mug
• Printed in Nova Scotia
• Dishwasher Safe

Waterproof vinyl sticker.

Measures 3" at it's longest point

Moderate Graduated Compression with 15-20mmHg

• Unisex
• 95% Nylon / 5% Spandex 
• One Size fits most
• Padded Cushion Bottom
• Invisible Toe Seam / Light Weight / Moisture Wicking
• Women's shoe size 4-12
• Mens Shoe Size 6-13

Moderate Graduated Compression with 15-20mmHg

• Unisex
• 95% Nylon / 5% Spandex 
• One Size fits most
• Padded Cushion Bottom
• Invisible Toe Seam / Light Weight / Moisture Wicking
• Women's shoe size 4-12
• Mens Shoe Size 6-13

f you can't see without your glasses, putting on eye-make up is a chore that could have disastrous results. Safety first with our easy to use make-up helper with 2.5x magnification. Each lens flips out of its frame to the alternate side so you are free to apply make-up while able to see clearly. They are clever, trendy and functional.

Dimensions: W-6" x H-1.5" x L-0.5"

Do you find yourself having to squint and strain to read small print? With this 2-in-1 magnifier, reading the small words on maps and in books or puzzles is easy! Use the magnifier just like a handheld magnifying lens to view content through the 3x circular lens. Alternatively, use the handle of the magnifier to magnify whole lines of text by 2x. Just lat the magnifier down flat and move it down the lines as you read.

8" x 3.5".

This Survival Tech Kit from Gentlemen's Hardware has the tech tools you need to survive in your day-to-day. Featuring a 2-in-1 Micro USB and Lightning charge cable, you'll have a backup cable to ensure your phone is powered up and ready to go, while the 20ml/1 fl. oz cleaning fluid and microfibre cleaning cloth will make the screens on your devices clear and smear-free.

• Includes a 2-in-1 Micro USB and Lightning charge cable
• Comes with a 20ml bottle of screen cleaning fluid and a microfibre cloth
• Packaged in giftable tin
• The perfect gift for the gadget loving gent