Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power and it's damn time you get the attention you deserve! Men's shoe size 7-12. 61% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex.

I know you're thinking: Why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as yourself use that ugly, undignified word? Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it??

Men's shoe size 7-12.

50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks!

Men's shoe size 7-12.

57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss the point. But not Pain in the Ass. That's one label that's given out fairly, freely, and often.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

63% combed cotton; 34% nylon; 3% spandex.

Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

MOVE OUTTA THE WAY! Fun Person coming through!

Men's shoe size 7-12.

63% combed cotton; 34% nylon; 3% spandex.

Don't let the black rimmed glasses fool you, I'm not even one tiny bit cool.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But we did it, for you. And also because we really like cats.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

51% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 1% spandex.

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. You're amazing.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! Women's shoe size 5-10. 60% combed cotton; 20% nylon; 20% spandex.

To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

62% nylon; 35% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

If you have to say it, and sometimes you HAVE to say it, say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies. What I mean is, say it with socks. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

What can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too!

Women's shoe size 5-10.

67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.

You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn fine colors. And DAMN fine soft combed cotton. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leaping, the twirling, the fire-breathing, that kind of stuff. But not today.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

What can I say? I contain multitudes. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Do you prefer your salad with stems or without? Full-bodied with notes of cherry or light and effervescent? Personally, I like my salad with a smooth side of soft combed cotton in vibrant hues. Want a bite? Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down for a second and catch my breath. 

Women's shoe size 5-10.

55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex.