Fun Stuff

Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But we did it, for you. And also because we really like cats.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

51% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 1% spandex.

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. You're amazing.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex

Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Don't let the black rimmed glasses fool you, I'm not even one tiny bit cool.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Mmmm, breathe it in. Soft combed cotton!

Women's shoe size 5-10.

56% nylon; 42% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! Women's shoe size 5-10. 60% combed cotton; 20% nylon; 20% spandex.

To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

62% nylon; 35% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

It's a learned behavior, BTW. What I'm saying is, my dog got it from me.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

Holy crapola! Today is the best! THE BEST. I can't even think of a better way to have a day!

 Women's shoe size 5-10.

54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.

I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

What can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too!

Women's shoe size 5-10.

67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.

Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leaping, the twirling, the fire-breathing, that kind of stuff. But not today.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?!

Women's shoe size 5-10.

67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.

Do you prefer your salad with stems or without? Full-bodied with notes of cherry or light and effervescent? Personally, I like my salad with a smooth side of soft combed cotton in vibrant hues. Want a bite? Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn fine colors. And DAMN fine soft combed cotton. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

It's hard for me to relate to these socks because I love my job, for real. But I've definitely had jobs that I didn't love, and purple is my favorite, so I feel totally comfortable recommending them anyway. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

You sure did! And they're standing right here! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

I'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

What can I say? I contain multitudes. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

For everyone who struggles with being an adult, just remember: don't train too hard - no one likes TOO much adult.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

61% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex.

Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes it.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

57% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 2% spandex.