I'd like to thank The Academy, as well as all the people who've ever tried to mess with me or anyone I know. I couldn't have done this without you.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

This Survival Tech Kit from Gentlemen's Hardware has the tech tools you need to survive in your day-to-day. Featuring a 2-in-1 Micro USB and Lightning charge cable, you'll have a backup cable to ensure your phone is powered up and ready to go, while the 20ml/1 fl. oz cleaning fluid and microfibre cleaning cloth will make the screens on your devices clear and smear-free.

• Includes a 2-in-1 Micro USB and Lightning charge cable
• Comes with a 20ml bottle of screen cleaning fluid and a microfibre cloth
• Packaged in giftable tin
• The perfect gift for the gadget loving gent

Protect your tabletops and step up your barware with this set of Whisky Coasters, Set of 4 from Gentlemen’s Hardware. These drink coasters come in fun shapes with two creative whisky-themed designs making them playful decor for your bar cart and practical protection during game night. This ceramic coaster set is a great gift for the bartender in your life.

Box Size: 5.3” w x 5.3” H x 1.6” D

Protect your tabletops and step up your barware with this set of Fishing Coasters, Set of 4 from Gentlemen’s Hardware. These drink coasters come in fun shapes with two creative fishing-themed designs making them playful decor for your bar cart and practical protection during game night. This ceramic coaster set is a great gift for the fisherman and bartender in your life.

Box Size: 5.3” w x 5.3” H x 1.6” D

Whippersnappers gonna whippersnap, amiright?

Men's shoe size 7-12.

61% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex.

Our new sleep masks are a dream come true. Made of soft cotton, and padded in all of the right places, drifting off has never looked so good. Under the comfortable cover of darkness, let go and leave for a good night’s sleep in la-la land.

A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

The wind in my hair, the sand in my socks, and me at my absolute most zen-i-fied.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

I'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know?

shoe size 7-12.

71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks!

Men's shoe size 7-12.

57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big ole (bad) ass!

Men's shoe size 7-12.

61% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex.

I heard you like childish poop jokes, which is great because I've got plenty! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss the point. But not Pain in the Ass. That's one label that's given out fairly, freely, and often.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

63% combed cotton; 34% nylon; 3% spandex.

It's a learned behavior, BTW. What I'm saying is, my dog got it from me.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

My Boston fern is an honor roll student.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

58% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 2% spandex.

I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

61% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex.

You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it??

Men's shoe size 7-12.

50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it?

Men's shoe size 7-12.

56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.

Moderate Graduated Compression with 15-20mmHg

• Unisex
• 95% Nylon / 5% Spandex 
• One Size fits most
• Padded Cushion Bottom
• Invisible Toe Seam / Light Weight / Moisture Wicking
• Women's shoe size 4-12
• Mens Shoe Size 6-13